Dwarves

October 21, 2009

Topic: Dwarves

Present:

BelenosStormchaser Magic

Lihan Taifun

Fifi Wickentower

AelKennyr Rhiano

Tuatha Shippe

InyaRay Oktomica

mmm... Fein would come but it's too close to the time she must leave for work

If Ossy were here, he could tell us his version of the story of the creation of the dwarves

And I see you are our demo model dwarf tonight lihan.. :D

He has a different version?

Same basic story, just "as told by Ossy", which comes out even earthier than Tolkien's version

BelenosStormchaser Magic snickers.. yes, I can well imagine

omg..yes

I would post it on the website, but by the time it was censored to PG words, there would be nothing left.

[18:01] Ossy Portocarrero: I am going to play the Ainur Maia Osse

[18:01] Ossy Portocarrero: But the Ainur often went in disguise... so this is my "I'm just an elf fisherman" disguise

[18:01] Ossy Portocarrero: ... Ainur is the 'demi-god' or 'angel' race created by Illuvatar

[18:02] Ossy Portocarrero: Valar are the high powered ones, that control large domains of Ea.

[18:02] Ossy Portocarrero: Maiar are their assistants...

[18:04] Ossy Portocarrero: The trick to tolkien is..

[18:04] Ossy Portocarrero: Everyone has 1289123971371234 names

[18:04] Ossy Portocarrero: THATS why it gets confusing, right?

[18:04] Ossy Portocarrero: So.. Ea is earth.

[18:04] Ossy Portocarrero: Which seems to be flat.

[18:04] Ossy Portocarrero: Like playing Sim City

[18:04] Ossy Portocarrero: It's just a big block of dirt.

[18:05] Ossy Portocarrero: ok So, Illuvatar (God) created

[18:05] Ossy Portocarrero: his first peoples

[18:05] Ossy Portocarrero: They are the angels, his assistants.

[18:05] Ossy Portocarrero: He created them from his song.

BelenosStormchaser Magic: lol.. yes.. is rather disjointed when PG..

[18:05] Ossy Portocarrero: They are all in effect small parts of himself.

[18:06] Ossy Portocarrero: each of them drawing from a small aspect of himself.

[18:06] Ossy Portocarrero: Are you at all aware of the Bible's version of Creation?

[18:06] Ossy Portocarrero: You know.. God... let there be light, etc?

yess

shhhhh, he's telling the story

actually the funny part is when he talks about Olwe and Elu

ohhh.. do tell

ok Olwe and Elu according to Ossy

[20:11] Ossy Portocarrero: so... the elves were in Middle Earth

[20:11] Ossy Portocarrero: and the Hunter (Valar) was running around and saw them and persuaded them after much doing, to go to Valimar or whatever it is where the Ainur live

[20:12] Ossy Portocarrero: and so three of the several kingdoms went

[20:12] Ossy Portocarrero: Elwe and Olwe for one... and two others

[20:12] Ossy Portocarrero: And theyre running around and going "oooh" and "Ahhhh" new stuff!

[20:12] Ossy Portocarrero: Loving it!

[20:13] Ossy Portocarrero: but the Teleri see the sea and go HOLY #### THIS IS AWESOME

[20:13] Ossy Portocarrero: and they want to stay there

[20:13] Ossy Portocarrero: So they're on the east plains of the Belenriad or something... yes.. that

[20:14] Ossy Portocarrero: So... they stay kinda east, for a bit, because they are the most unsure of the groups about going.

[20:14] Ossy Portocarrero: And they're hanging out, doing their thang...

[20:14] Ossy Portocarrero: The other two groups make it to the sea

[20:14] Ossy Portocarrero: When this happens... Elwe decides he wants to go back to see the Splendor of Valimar... and to see the other people who were there whom he kisses.

LOL... omg.. it's so like how fox would tell it

[20:15] Ossy Portocarrero: So he strides off into the woods.

[20:15] Ossy Portocarrero: he apparently does this ALL THE TIME

[20:15] Ossy Portocarrero: But..

[20:16] Ossy Portocarrero: The Maia Melian (who is like Vayanna) is All. About. Song. When she's in Lorien singing people literally drop EVERYTHING to go listen to her... gawking with their jaws on the floor.. I mean EVERYONE. Animals, People, Other Ainur! They just RUN over and listen to her singing.

[20:17] Ossy Portocarrero: So.. all the nightingales flap after her when she wanders into the woods

[20:17] Ossy Portocarrero: shes teaching them bird song.. and tra-la-laing.. (A la Disney's Sleeping Beauty)

[20:17] Ossy Portocarrero: right?

[20:18] Ossy Portocarrero: SO

[20:18] Ossy Portocarrero: shes walking around, with these birds fluttering around her

[20:18] Ossy Portocarrero: all of them singing away like it's normal

[20:18] Ossy Portocarrero: so...

[20:18] Ossy Portocarrero: Elwe hears her singing right?

[20:19] Ossy Portocarrero: And does the stupid 'gawk' thing and just walks towards the noise... COMPLETELY FORGETTING EVERYTHING ELSE HE HAS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT

[20:19] Ossy Portocarrero: I mean, his PEOPLE, his LAND, visting the OTHER ELVES... VALIMAR

[20:19] Ossy Portocarrero: every. ▄######▄. thing.

[20:19] Ossy Portocarrero: When he gets to where she is, singing away.. he can't even TALK to her.

[20:20] Ossy Portocarrero: He gets totally dumbstruck. He watches her sing for a bit.. and then she notices him

[20:20] Ossy Portocarrero: their eyes meet

[20:20] Ossy Portocarrero: Romantic music plays

[20:20] Ossy Portocarrero: They walk towards each other, hands outstretched. (Slo-mo)

[20:20] Ossy Portocarrero: They touch... hands clasped together

[20:20] Ossy Portocarrero: and they just stand, like that... for oh.. years.

hmm.. sounds like elwe had the concentration span of a gnat... :D

not all elves...just my brother >.<

[20:20] Ossy Portocarrero: Trees and plants grow, animals come and go... pee at their feet.. they're like ▄▄▄▄▄ statues.

[20:21] Ossy Portocarrero: Meanwhile.. EVERYONE freaks out.

[20:21] Ossy Portocarrero: OMG WHERE IS ELWE, HOLY #### ..> WHAT HAPPENED?1

[20:21] Ossy Portocarrero: WE CAN'T \GO\ anywhere!! ELWE IS MISSING!

*wonders if it runs in the family* LOL.. this is so funny

[20:21] Ossy Portocarrero: so they all start looking for him all over... no one can find him

[20:21] Ossy Portocarrero: NO ONE

[20:21] Ossy Portocarrero: CAN

[20:21] Ossy Portocarrero: FIND

[20:21] Ossy Portocarrero: HIM

[20:21] Ossy Portocarrero: ###### bastard!

[20:21] Ossy Portocarrero: so...

[20:22] Ossy Portocarrero: while theyre all in the woods, holding hands

[20:22] Ossy Portocarrero: the other elves are at the sea

[20:22] Ossy Portocarrero: And the Hunter calls Ulmo and is all like "Hey yo wazzup mah man... can you like help us get to Valimar, dude?"

[20:22] Ossy Portocarrero: and the elves are all afraid

[20:22] Ossy Portocarrero: these elves are afraid ALL THE ###### TIME MAN

[20:22] Ossy Portocarrero: everything freaks them out, #### YOU MELKOR I HATE YOUR FACE

[20:22] Ossy Portocarrero: So while everyone is looking for Elwe

[20:23] Ossy Portocarrero: Ulmo uses his horns and sea music

[20:23] Ossy Portocarrero: and the elves calm down

wimpy elves..

It was Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome

[20:23] Ossy Portocarrero: then he grabs an island that's just sitting there because of the big battle with melkor

[20:23] Ossy Portocarrero: and UPROOTS IT

[20:23] Ossy Portocarrero: and uses it like a Boat (fog horn)

[20:23] Ossy Portocarrero: he drags it over, everyone climbs on.. and they head off toValimar.

[20:23] Ossy Portocarrero: The Teleri are way the #### over THERE

[20:24] Ossy Portocarrero: so they don't hear the horns til its too late!

[20:24] Ossy Portocarrero: and they're all worried about Elwe!

[20:24] Ossy Portocarrero: Some people are like "#### this noise, we are NOT going anywhere til we find Elwe"

[20:24] Ossy Portocarrero: they then drop from history... and are called 'The Forgotten"

[20:24] Ossy Portocarrero: HOW DEPRESSING IS THAT?!

[20:24] Ossy Portocarrero: ANYWAY we get to them a little later

[20:24] Ossy Portocarrero: SO... You grab the rest of them... and go back to the sea... where the other people used to be...

[20:25] Ossy Portocarrero: meanwhile, the island that they get transported with just floats around, which is where I spent most of my time

[20:25] Ossy Portocarrero: BECAUSE YOU SEE

[20:25] Ossy Portocarrero: Middle earth Shores is MY DOMAIN

[20:25] Ossy Portocarrero: so that's where I'm stuck

[20:25] Ossy Portocarrero: I can't 'GO" to #### VALIMAR

[20:25] Ossy Portocarrero: *coughs*

[20:25] Ossy Portocarrero: So you hang out... in Alqualonde... the city by the sea.. where you moan and cry and whine that they left you behind, wah!

[20:26] Ossy Portocarrero: And you live there for a while.. doing your shite

[20:26] Ossy Portocarrero: and me and my ball and chain come over

[20:26] Ossy Portocarrero: Me: Oh Hey guys, It's Me... Osse...

[20:26] Ossy Portocarrero: ok Tol Elessea

[20:26] Ossy Portocarrero: thats what its called, shut up and listen

[20:26] Ossy Portocarrero: So you're all living there and I come by with the missus and an upside down pineapple cake

[20:27] Ossy Portocarrero: and were all like "We're cool guys, welcome to the neighborhood.. would you like to learn some sea songs and sea-stories?"

[20:27] Ossy Portocarrero: And you guys are all like "Yeah, come on in, wipe your feet, nice to have you"

[20:27] Ossy Portocarrero: and we are all jolly ###### for ages.

[20:27] Ossy Portocarrero: So... then after a while Ulmo gets off his ass, after you've been calling him to fix the cable for like ever...

[20:28] Ossy Portocarrero: and he's all like "so you want to get to Valimar? Yeah ok.. I can get the ferry" and goes off to get the island

[20:28] Ossy Portocarrero: and I get all peeved cuz you guys are my only friends :(

[20:28] Ossy Portocarrero: and if you go to Valimar I CAN'T SEE YOU

[20:28] Ossy Portocarrero: so I get into a hissy.. and I'm all like "Dude, Ulmo.. these youngins don't want to GO to valimar.. they'd much rather hang out with me!" but you're already on the island half way there by this point

[20:28] Ossy Portocarrero: so he's all like "Yeah, I knew that.. I just wanted them to admit, it Foo!"

[20:29] Ossy Portocarrero: so we root the island into place.. and you guys lived on the island.. and the people in valimar were like "Holy ####, are they EVER gonna get here! #### them!"

[20:29] Ossy Portocarrero: and we all hung out having beach parties at the island for like ever.

[20:29] Ossy Portocarrero: So... then Melina or whatever and Elwe WAKE UP

[20:29] Ossy Portocarrero: And he looks like a Maia now..

[20:29] Ossy Portocarrero: long silver hair, super tall... awesome powers!

[20:29] Ossy Portocarrero: OoOoOoOooo etc

[20:30] Ossy Portocarrero: and they start having #### babies... who are the most beautiful babies in Ea EVER

[20:30] Ossy Portocarrero: And then the Forgotten ones are all like "oh hey, Elwe, THERE YOU ARE... phew! that took years, GLAD WE FOUND YA BUDDY... wanna be king now?"

[20:30] Ossy Portocarrero: so.. he's their king.. with Melina and their pretty babies.

[20:30] Ossy Portocarrero: and that's why you're king and he isn't

[20:30] Ossy Portocarrero stops, panting for breath.

apologies for language

good thing Peacekeeper Lihan isn'there

hhh, trust me, it would not have been teh same without the embelishments of Ossy

I was hoping he would tell his vision at his interview with Phoenix

to PHOENIX? might get him banned

now that would have been interesting

he didn't

no sense of adventure

dwarves?

yes please

oops sorry AelKennyr Rhiano slinks down in his chair

not at all Ael.. it was a funny tale and had to be heard

AelKennyr Rhiano smiles

Can you find the chapter about the dwarves?

There was a chapter?

There IS a chapter in the SIlmarillion, but I meant Ossy's passage about them, which is in the middle of the one Ael started with

I think I was too busy wiping tears of laughter out of my eyes to notice

[18:26] Ossy Portocarrero: So.. the craftsman Aule is making mountains.. and living underground.. and making gems and gold and trinkets or whatever

[18:26] Ossy Portocarrero: and he's all like "I want to make people too so that the Children have company!"

[18:26] Ossy Portocarrero: and he makes the dwarves...

[18:26] Ossy Portocarrero: and very much like God told So and So, go sacrifice your kid for me... that kind of thing happens

[18:26] Ossy Portocarrero: WHAT AREY OU DOING says God

[18:26] Ossy Portocarrero: YOU ARE MAKING PEOPLE?! MAKING PEOPLE IS MY SCHTICK, OMG! GTFO!

[18:27] Ossy Portocarrero: and then the craftsman.. whose name I can't ###### remember goes

[18:27] Ossy Portocarrero: oh... em.. gee.. like I was just doing it to be like you! I wasn't trying to like say I was better than you god! *but not in a valley girl voice, actually sorrowful* and if like.. this is wrong, I'm sorry. Here, you can have them! Or.. better yet.. I WILL KILL THEM WITH THIS HUGE ##### HAMMER *Sob*

[18:28] Ossy Portocarrero: and god says "Can't you see? Theyre just animatons you control with your mind, theyre not alive like MY creations! But you were HUMBLE so.. ok Ill let them live, and let them be self-motivated... but they have to go to sleep until MY creations are born! And they will have a lot of war with my creations because they are superior... SLEEP NOW!"

[18:28] Ossy Portocarrero: so they do. xD

[18:29] Ossy Portocarrero: So.... they sleep.. for like, ever.

[18:29] Ossy Portocarrero: And then that guy talks to the Yavanna, the 'life' creator... and he's all like 'what should I do? should I tell anyone?'

[18:30] Ossy Portocarrero: and she's like "no, but you shoulda told me first, that you were making them! but because you didn't... they're gonna live in caves and not gonna give a #### about MY creations.. and they're gonna kill a lot of trees... MAN that makes me sad!"

[18:30] Ossy Portocarrero: so she goes crying to Manwe who is the ruler of the Ainur because he lives in a tower and can talk to Illuvatar.

[18:30] Ossy Portocarrero: and manwe is all like "don't worry... we have to let the children do what they can with stuff... it will be ok, we made this place for them, you know!"

BelenosStormchaser Magic: omg.. when does he tell these stories? I gots to listen in more!

hahahah We need a tolkien bardic

Sign me up too

Arda should have a theater

Maybe an r-rated theatre if ossy performs there, but yes, a theatre.. :D

triple XXX

But was that the passage, Lihan?

yes, that one. About how the dwarves were created by Aule, not by Eru like the rest of the races

Created, but not given life by him

true; sort of "adopted Children of Eru"

What gets me is, why did he make them so small and nugggety......and.. hairy?

hahahaha . . . . earthy

I think he was going for "tough and strong"

and bounceable?

Aule figured Melkor was going to give them a hard time

Shiny things com from dwarves, Bel ^^

not sure Aule was counting on the dragons, exactly

yes I know... :)

We weren't counting on elves, either :)

Or, well, your ancestors were still working for Melkor at the time

Well I suppose though, if they were going to work in mines etc, it's not exactly the place for tall beings

Hair is an insulater

True.. but it does gather dirt rather well

Not only are dwarves physically strong, they are remarkably strong in spirit

Is that a nice way of saying stubborn?

Sauron was disappointed on how poorly Rings of Power worked on dwarves

Yes I was wondering about that... I watched the three LOTR movies on the weekend.. and wondered what happened to the dwarves with them?

Sauron could nudge the dwarf kings into doing self-destructive things, but he never enslaved them, like he did with the Nazgul."Nudge" as in encouraging them to be more violent, or more greedy, or such

Why do you think that was? Does that mean that a being made by Aule was better than a being made by Eru?

Or that the dwarves don't have the same height of spirit as the elves or humans?

How can one judge this?

Would that be refelected inphysical sature?

I don't think any of the dwarves were ever as "great" as the best of elves or humans

Lihan Taifun: *pokes Fifi*

sry

would have thought that resisting Sauron's influence was actully something that showed them to be strong...Exactly how did they manage to resist him?

I agree; good question

AelKennyr Rhiano puffs out his chest a little

You were puffing out your chest, I thought you were going to speak

AelKennyr Rhiano blushes...I was thinking about the 'great' remark.

Lihan Taifun rolls her eyes

distracted? easily? *nods runs in the family

hehe.. I think you are right there Fifi

Does not...oh, look, pretty stars.

It does seem like dwarves just can't be enslaved

Why can't they?

Come to think of it I've never heard of a dwarf as a slave.. ever

They will fight to the death. Humans frequently won't.

Pride?

They are so of the earth, it would take a super force to budge them . . . quake or such

What about elves? We make lousy slaves

true. I wonder how Melkor ever enslaved any elves, either. You wouldn't think that would work

Let alone maiar?

Its honor, i think...yes,pride too

yes, I wasn't thinking bad pride.. like vanity.. but good pride.. in who they are

Salt ofthe earth

Dwarves do seem to have a good dose of both the bad and the good pride, which might not be so different.

Maybe it is because dwarves have thick skulls?

BelenosStormchaser Magic stiffles a snicker

Fifi Wickentower: *looks at the esteemed dwarf next to her

WEll...um..... I mean... they are built sturdier.

So less penetrates their skulls?

Some have been called stubborn

If we are going to make cheap jokes at the expense of dwarves, we might as well invite Peter Jackson, eh?

I really wasn't trying to, Lihan...I meant that they were built solid. Literally, thicker skulls...tougher bodies.

See that's just it.. there are two stereotypes of dwarves I have in my head..... the sort like Peter Jackson portrayed.....

But stubborn is just when you don't do what OTHER ppl want

loyalty to the death..

and another sort.... proud and strong.. stubborn... but loyal..

Dwarves certainly don't seem to care much what other people want

true

They do if its their ancestors

Also, do they mingle well with other races?

They don't look to others for approval or validation

Perhaps that is their strength... Aule built into them a completeness ... in what they do, where they lives and how they live.. What need to they have for more?

They were created out of the very subsatnce of the world

Hello, Inya

Greetings, my lady

We were just discussing what makes dwarves so resistant to Sauron's power

I mean, when you think of a dwarf, what need to they have to bother themselves with affairs above ground? With what happens with elves, or men?

Their Wills, innate strength, pride, loyalty, stubborness

But didnt' elves or men also have these things? ... especially men ... ?

Dwarves seem more concentrated

I wonder if that is related to Aule making them all by himself, and not consulting the other Ainur? so the dwarves only care about the things Aule cares about?

depending on their 'alignment', stubborn is key of their continuity

Are humans and elves so stubborn?

That is quite possible too..

I wonder what Illuvitar thought of that..

Elves are really INTERESTED in other kinds of creatures ... Elves go around teaching all the other creatures to talk, or trying to teach them

Only because they can't speak other languages

So it's where their focus is, you think?

Which is fine with me...elves can be a bit nosy, too

I think it might be their focus, yes

Good they arent telepathic...for the most part

For the most part? I didn't think they were at all

Well...the ocassional Mage might have this ability

I agree with Tuatha -- a few elven Mages learned it

wow.. this I did not know

That is from Tolkien's notes and letters, not Silmarillion, I think. How else would the Palantir work, though?

ahhh.. and you know, speaking of dwarves, that's something else I've not heard anything of.. dwarf mages.. did they have any?

good question

hmmm, I've never heard of any

but they must, dont you think?

Although, the dwarves would think of it as "technology", wouldn't they?

a teacher of 'sage' proportions

:P

Elves thought of their "magic" as a technology, too

Fox is telling me that dwarves didn't like magic.. they prefered earthier means of dealing with thigns

Maybe it depends on what you consider "magic"?

They could feel the subtle changes in vibration in the earth, normal to them

yes, that is true too

'hands on' ....if you can touch it, smell it, see it, etc... <very Taurian>

like a sailor knows the sea

Dwarves could work mithril, which no one else could. Shat might seem like "magic" to other races.

aye

Whereas the elves considered that their rope, and their cloaks, were just nicely made technology, and not really "magical"

true

So it's all race perspective

Seems like it

But unknown science does seem magical

this is so :)

Almost like each race were given their own gifts

(SL seems magic to me lol)

Whoever made the palantiri, I'm sure thought of them as "technology" rather than "magic"

Would one say dwarves are earth, ainur air?

determination, positive stubborn, makes great builders

Aule is a ainu, and he is earth

each ainur represents an element

I am a wind. But the race in general?

Dwarves are definitely earth, though

and elves? Some are water - Teleri

aye...and Elves can be earth or water

or fire. Feanor was definitely fire

some are earth

woodelves

Elves and humans are more balanced than dwarves

One doesn't think of water and dwarves, or air

less bi-polar? I mean..dwarves have more mood swings? than elves and humans?

Dwarves have mood swings?

Than an elf?????

lol.. no.. I think she means more balanced in their element

When you say 'more balanced'...elves and humans are

I don't think she was talking mentally

I meant elves and humans have a bit of all the elements, being designed by Eru

oh i see..got it

Dwarves are very comfortable with earth and fire

They didn't have the 'whole' from inception - only Eru could bestow that

Whereas the dwarves were designed by Aule, so they are more ... onesided

from his element?

So...theyre alittle slow....lol

You are going to have to excuse me Fair Ladies.. It is late for me and I can no longer hold my eyes open. I regret leaving such an interesting discussion, but I really must log off..

This has been most thought provoking today

I hope if they ever make the movie of The Hobbit, it will show more of the dwarves side of the story. The dwarves really got shortchanged in the Lord of the Rings movies

goodstuff...like being in an actors studio...deep character analysis

the movies focused so much on battle

just appreciate your knowledge

And the movies were from the human and elvish point of view

Do we have a subject next?

oh, do we? Kath was going to do hobbits sometime, but she wasn't sure when she would be free

That would be fine

But I don't know if that will be next week

After Halloween...she's doing an event for it

Are we meeting next Wed?

Sometime I want to find the link to "Everything Tolkien wrote about sex". A lot there about elves and their attitudes toward marriage

Lihan...that would be so intriguing

So if I can find the link, do you want to do that next week?

Sure to make Ael a little nervous

I've not heard of Ainu having children together

true

blushes and gushes Ael

I like to make him nervous *looks around, snickering to see if he came back

He's so much fun to tease

Hehe - the worst is - I've picked it up and find 'blushes' to be quite handy at times

Well...I'm game for more,Lihan

You would think Ael would be permenently pink by now

I will try to send out the link in advance so people can read it before the meeting